They're called colloquialisms, idioms, of just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. In Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit, Author Allan Zullo offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as:

• Admitting You're Wrong--The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow.
• Congress--Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope.
• Ego--Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth.
• Teenage Boys--You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks.
• Revenge--Two wrongs do

• Made in United States

Read to your little one while teaching them about America and the history that lies inside. From Betsy Ross, national parks and the amazing Red white and Blue. 

This heartwarming picture book helps parents tuck their little ones in each night with sweet words of spiritual truth to fill young hearts and minds. Lovingly written and illustrated by Emily Lex, Bedtime Blessings for Little Ones gives families a special way to end each day and helps children feel peaceful as they drift off to sleep. Perfect for children ages 0-8 years.

• Made of POLYESTER
• Small Measures: 3.5" D x 9.5" H
• Large Measures: 6" D x 18" H

The Seaside Watercolor Workbook includes 12 coastal-themed illustrations with an example of the finished painting, step-by-step instructions, and a lightly illustrated sketch for you to paint. It's just like a coloring book, but with watercolor! Enjoy this peaceful painting hobby on your own, with children, or with friends. Makes a wonderful gift and is perfect for artists of any age.

Details: 

- 12 beginner-friendly illustrations 

- Thick 120lb watercolor paper 

- Lay-flat pages with spiral binding for hassle-free painting and easy tear-out 

- Lightly outlined sketches to guide you 

- Easy to carry, travel-ready 6.5" x 9" size 

- Paint sold separately 

- Original artwork by Emily Lex 

- Designed and printed in the USA

All ribbon is sold by the yard. By choosing a quantity, that is per one yard. For smaller amounts of ribbon, please contact our store directly or stop by in person.

1" x 10yds faux dupion check, navy blue back, red-white-blue

4" x 10yds faux dupion check, navy blue back, red-white

America The Atlas Book

Celebrate summer the American way!

Small: 4" Round x 2-1/2"H

Medium: 4-1/2" Round x 4"H

Large: 4" Round x 5-3/4"H 

Hand-Stamped Stoneware Vases w/ Patterns

Product Attributes: Hand-Stamped

Material: Stoneware

Style: Hand-Stamped

Shape: Round

Cool drinks for hot summer days 

Add a touch of patriotism to your party with our Flags Round Plates. This set of 8 plates are perfect for any Americana themed event, making them both stylish and functional. Serve up your favorite party foods against a backdrop of stars and stripes - perfect for any celebration!

• 8 paper plates

• 9" x 9"

• gold foil

Add a touch of whimsy to your next gathering with our Hamptons Floral Paper Cocktail Napkin. Featuring a charming floral design and a hint of Americana, these napkins are sure to bring smiles to your guests' faces. Perfect for any occasion, these napkins are both practical and playful.

• includes 24 paper cocktail napkins

• 5" x 5"

All ribbon is sold by the yard. By choosing a quantity, that is per one yard. For smaller amounts of ribbon, please contact our store directly or stop by in person.

1" x 10yds faux dupion mini check red back, red-white

USA W/ Pom Poms Hook Pillow Blown-in Filled

What is a summer time gathering without delicious treats? With classic plaid and stripe pattern these baking cups are the perfect party staple for Fourth of July gatherings. From cupcakes and candies to predished single servings of picnic fair and scoops of ice cream this cups have got you covered with a dash of patriotic flair! Perfect fir a poolside barbeque or patriotic mantle display! 

• • 50 - 5 ounce baking/food paper cups
• • 25 each of 2 unique designs
• • Food Safe
• • Oven safe up to 375 degrees
  

Your Fourth of July celebrations deserve festive tableware, and these napkins deliver! Featuring the sentiment "Let Freedom Ring," these cocktail napkins are inspired by classic Americana and bring the perfect patriotic flourish to any July backyard cookout.

Set of 24 

Add a touch of patriotic elegance to your party with our Floral Americana 9" Plate. The wide scalloped edge and floral design make it perfect for any party with an Americana theme. Plus, it's made of durable paper, so cleaning up afterwards will be a breeze.

* 8 scalloped paper plates

* 9" x 9" 

Constitution of the United States Book