Do you find yourself yelling at the TV? Are you incapable of reading instruction manuals? If so, you’re at risk of developing crotchety old man-itis, and this is the book for you. We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he’s your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband—or, though you’d never admit it, even you! Author Mary McHugh’s 250 hilarious truths, illustrated by Adrienne Hartman, are a lighthearted razz of the grumpy old man in our lives.

The author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady returns with a guide to recognizing the signs and symptoms of being a grumpy old guy!

A crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife; “What setting do I use?” His wife asked, “What does it say on the shirt?” He yelled back, “University of Texas.”

If this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he’s a crotchety old man! We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he’s your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband—or (though you'd never admit it) even you! Crotchety old men stand in the middle of the kitchen and say “Where’s the butter?” They buy cans of broken cashews because they’re cheaper. They yell at news anchors on television, and believe “You look OK” is a compliment.

You know the one: he salts everything automatically before tasting it, he thinks he’s the best driver to ever grace pavement, and he still hasn’t learned how to empty the dishwasher. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is a perfect Father’s Day, birthday, or holiday gift for any man who wants to ensure he doesn’t slip into the crotchety zone.

8-1/4"L x 5-3/4"W Canvas & MDF Bound Paper Notebook w/ Book Design & 176 Ruled Pages

Dimensions: 5.8 x 1.1

Material: Paper

Finish: Distressed

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Beautiful packaging and cheerful designs make these the perfect gift — for a friend or yourself!

1" Round Resin Convex Magnets on Metal Card with Botanicals

Set of 6

Dimensions: 3.3 x 0.8

Kitchen Tea Towel

Throw in the (ordinary) towel. 

Meet the product that started it all. The Geometry House Tea Towel is a cult favorite for a reason. Created from a tightly-woven Geoweave™ fabric that is ultra-absorbent, quick-drying and never wrinkles, this towel is built to work – while looking like a dream.

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• 18" x 30"

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From drying dishes to wiping up spills to accenting your kitchen with the season’s most enchanting prints, this Tea Towel does it all – without a negative impact on the environment. Our towels are created from post-consumer recycled products using less water than traditional methods and minimizing our carbon footprint. And due to its weave, high absorbency and quick dry time, you can clean with fewer harsh chemicals and wash it less often, reducing yours. 

Impact your home, not the environment. Discover the Geometry Tea Towel.

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